This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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