i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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