I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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