hell yes lets make some ravioli
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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