Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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