Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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