windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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