there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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