HIV tests are more positive than that guy
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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