I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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