Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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