My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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