I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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