You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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