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you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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You. Win. At. Life.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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