someone threw a dead crab at me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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