she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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