Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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