Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i need some magic done to my vagina
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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