I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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