So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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