If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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