I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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