yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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