Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Drake has all the answers
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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