I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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