Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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