We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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