If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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