Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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