Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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