I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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