Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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