Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Non-Jews are for practice
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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