where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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