Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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