Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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