I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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