There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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