My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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