hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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