Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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