your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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