he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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