ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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