the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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