Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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