its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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