will power is for people who don't want to get laid
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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