yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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